What's going on Twatcakes?<\/p>
We have been gone for a while rethinking our purpose etc. We also thought whether to not we should get involved with the Black Friday thing and we really enjoyed some incentives of our dear operators to turn Black Friday into Green Friday meaning that with every purchase a tree gets planted - but we totally missed that. Sorry.<\/p>
We also were against Cyber Monday because apart from this online shop there's nothing cyber about us. And we don't like the hype either - don't ever buy shit you don't need or worse, want.<\/p>
So, why am I telling you all this? Well, there is - obviously - this whole SEO thing we need to think about. Especially when you name your site twatcake.com which has no correlation with t-shirts or even clothes even in the slightest. Chocolate teapot. Hence this article doing the systematic usage if words that elude to Black Friday and Cyber Monday and clothes.<\/p>
But - big but - in order to move away from the cynical twist this post has taken, we also would like to show our gratitude to our customers and supporters alike and announce that winter has come. NB: You're welcome. I mean who knows, maybe you haven't looked out of the window lately? Unless you live in Miami or some shit in which case you can just shut up and enjoy your smug tanned face and suck on Margaritas until your head explodes - please buy a t-shirt first, we deliver to the US.<\/p>
OK I got sidetracked there. Winter is here. Prices have been adjusted to cater towards your broke-ass always in need of good garms. The code SOCKY at the checkout gets you a pair of socks thrown in for free to cover up those ugly feet of yours saving you one more wash run before you've got to go foot-commando again.<\/p>
Don't forget our badass special edition Christmas Techno Lover T-Shirt ... it will be available on jumpers, too, so you can show off your wit and love for Techno (or sideway Christmas trees) on that jumper. Wear it like you mean it.<\/p>
On that note peace all around, enjoy the festive period with no regrets (that's for January) and see y'all around soon.<\/p>
Flobot<\/p>
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